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Uncle Jerry's Scrapyard & Salvage
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๐Ÿ’ฐ Money: $0.00
โค๏ธ Health: 100/100
๐Ÿ’ช Stamina: 200/200
๐Ÿ” Hunger: 100/100
โ›ฝ Fuel: 100
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๐Ÿ“œ Welcome to Smashed Flat
Uncle Jerry
Uncle Jerry in his element

The Inheritance

Your Uncle Jerry was always a character. While everyone else in the family went to college and got "real jobs," Jerry bought himself a scrapyard on the edge of town. For forty years, he ran Uncle Jerry's Scrapyard & Salvage, crushing cars, sorting metal, andโ€”according to himโ€”"finding treasure in other people's junk."

Last Tuesday, Jerry passed away. No kids, no spouse, just youโ€”his favorite (only) nephew/niece. The lawyer handed you a rusty key and a handwritten note:

"Kid, the yard's yours now. Don't sell it to some corporate slimeball. There's more here than meets the eye. Keep crushing, keep sorting, and whatever you do... DON'T open a line of credit. Cash is king. - Uncle Jerry"

So here you are, standing in front of mountains of scrap metal, a rusty hydraulic press, and what appears to be three decades of accumulated "treasures." Time to get to work.

How to Play

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Process Junk

Visit the Processing page to sort, smash, shred, and crush scrap. Each method earns you money but costs food and fuel.

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Manage Resources

Keep your Hunger and Fuel bars topped up by buying supplies from the shop. If they hit zero, you can't work!

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Buy Upgrades

Spend your scrap money in the Shop to unlock better equipment, which lets you process junk more efficiently.

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Explore

As you progress, unlock new areas to explore. Each location offers unique junk to process, rare finds, and secrets waiting to be discovered...

What Lies Ahead

This is just the beginning. As you progress, you'll:

  • ๐Ÿ”“ Unlock mysterious new areas of the scrapyard
  • โš™๏ธ Discover increasingly bizarre scenarios and items
  • ๐Ÿ‘ท Hire eccentric employees to help with the work
  • ๐ŸŽฒ Encounter random events and oddball customers
  • ๐Ÿ† Uncover Uncle Jerry's secrets...

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