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Terms of Service

Last updated: October 6th, 2026

Welcome to Smashed Flat. By accessing or playing Smashed Flat, you agree to these Terms of Service.

1. Eligibility
You must be at least 13 years old to use the Service. If you are under the age of majority in your jurisdiction, you must have permission from a parent or legal guardian. We ask for your date of birth when you register to verify this and to apply age-appropriate default settings (such as our profanity filter); providing a false date of birth is a violation of these Terms.

2. Accounts
You must create an account to access certain features. You agree to provide accurate information and keep your login credentials secure. You are responsible for all activity under your account. We may use automated tools, such as Google reCAPTCHA, to help verify you are not a bot when you register or log in - see our Privacy Policy for details.

3. In-Game Chat & Messaging
Smashed Flat includes chat and messaging features. You agree not to harass, threaten, abuse, or post illegal or harmful content. See Section 7 for the full list of prohibited conduct. We reserve the right to monitor, moderate, store, and review chat messages to enforce rules, maintain safety, and comply with legal obligations. You have no expectation of privacy in in-game communications.

4. Friends, Blocking & Reporting
The Service includes tools to manage your experience with other players, including sending and accepting friend requests, blocking another player, and controlling who can message or friend-request you through your account settings. You may also report a player, message, or other content that you believe violates these Terms. A report (and anything you attach to it, such as a screenshot) is reviewed by our staff and is handled under our Privacy Policy. Submitting a report you know to be false, or using the reporting, blocking, or friend system to harass another player, is prohibited.

5. Payments & Virtual Items
We may offer paid features or virtual items. All purchases are final unless otherwise required by law. Virtual items have no real-world monetary value. Payments are handled by third-party processors.

6. User Content
"User Content" includes anything you submit to the Service - chat and direct messages, your profile information (such as your "about me" text, gender, and badge selections), and anything you attach to a support ticket or report (such as screenshots). You retain ownership of your User Content, but grant us a worldwide, royalty-free license to use, store, display, and moderate it for operating the Service.

7. Prohibited Conduct
You may not: cheat, exploit bugs or glitches, or attack the Service; create or use multiple accounts to evade a ban, suspension, or other restriction ("ban evasion" or "alt accounts"), or otherwise circumvent a block, ban, or the Service's link/content filters; harass, threaten, abuse, or discriminate against other players - including on the basis of race, religion, gender, sexual orientation, disability, or other protected characteristics - whether in chat, your profile, a report, or anywhere else on the Service; reveal private or identifying information about another person (such as their real name, address, school, workplace, or photos) without their consent ("doxxing"); ask for, share, or trade account passwords or login details with anyone, including staff; spam - repeat the same post, type nonsense, or split a single message across many posts; troll - post inflammatory, insincere, or provocative messages to provoke emotional reactions or disrupt the community; request or share material you do not own the copyright to, or do not have permission to share; discuss, depict, promote, solicit, or take part in abuse, sexual conduct, harassment, stalking, or breaking the law; trade, sell, or buy in-game currency or items for real-world money, cryptocurrency, gift cards, or physical items (trading for digital goods or services, such as artwork or personal tasks, is allowed when it is arranged and done within the site); or violate any applicable laws or the rights of others.

8. Termination
We may suspend or terminate your account at any time for violations or legal reasons.

9. Disclaimer
The Service is provided "AS IS" without warranties of any kind.

10. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, Smashed Flat is not liable for indirect or consequential damages.

11. Governing Law & Dispute Resolution
These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Washington, United States, without regard to its conflict of law principles. Any dispute arising from these Terms or the Service will be resolved in the courts located in that jurisdiction, unless applicable law requires otherwise.

12. Severability
If any part of these Terms is found unenforceable, the rest of these Terms remain in full effect.

13. Entire Agreement
These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy, Cookie Policy, and Chat Moderation Disclaimer, make up the entire agreement between you and us regarding the Service.

14. Changes
We may update these Terms at any time. Continued use means acceptance.

15. Contact
For questions about these Terms, please submit a ticket - no account is required.

Privacy Policy

Last updated: October 6th, 2026

This Privacy Policy explains how Smashed Flat collects and uses personal data.

1. Information We Collect
• Email address and username
• Account and login information
• Date of birth (to verify eligibility and apply age-appropriate default settings, such as our profanity filter)
• Profile information you choose to add (such as gender, your "about me" text, badge selection, and theme/timezone preferences)
• Friend, block, and privacy settings (who you add as a friend or block, and who can message, friend-request, or see your profile/online status)
• Chat and message content
• Reports and support tickets you submit, including any screenshots or other files you attach, and - if you contact us without logging in - the name and email you provide as a guest
• Moderation and safety records, such as warnings, bans, and the data needed to enforce them (which can include IP addresses)
• Payment information (handled by third-party processors)
• IP address, device info, usage data, cookies

2. How We Use Data
We use collected data to provide and operate the game, manage accounts and payments, enable chat and messaging, prevent fraud and abuse, improve gameplay, and comply with legal obligations.

3. Legal Basis (GDPR)
We process data based on contract necessity, legitimate interests, legal obligations, and consent where required.

4. Chat, Messaging & Reports
Messages, reports, and support tickets may be stored and reviewed for moderation, safety, and legal compliance. If you report another player or submit a support ticket, the content you provide (including any screenshots or relevant chat excerpts) is shared with our moderation/support staff for review.

5. Cookies
We currently use only strictly necessary cookies - specifically, a session cookie that keeps you logged in. Preferences such as your theme and timezone are saved to your account, not a cookie. We do not currently use advertising, analytics, or other optional cookies; if that changes, we will update this Cookie Policy first.

6. Third-Party Services
We use a small number of third-party services to help operate the Service, each of which processes limited data on our behalf: Google reCAPTCHA (helps verify you're not a bot when you register or log in; can send technical data like your IP address to Google), Cloudflare (content delivery and security/DDoS protection, which may process your connection data), and our hosting and email providers (store the Service's data and deliver account-related emails on our behalf).

7. Data Sharing
We may share data with hosting providers, our email delivery provider, Google reCAPTCHA, Cloudflare, payment processors, and legal authorities if required. We do not sell personal data.

8. Data Retention
We retain data only as long as necessary for operation, legal compliance, and dispute resolution. If you delete your account, your account and the data relating to it are permanently deleted, except for moderation records, which may be kept for safety and legal purposes.

9. Data Security
We use reasonable measures to protect data but cannot guarantee absolute security.

10. Your Rights
GDPR: access, correction, deletion, restriction, portability, objection.
CCPA: know, delete, opt-out of sale (we do not sell data), non-discrimination.
You can directly update most of your account information, adjust your privacy settings, or delete your account at any time from Account Settings, without needing to contact us first.
For anything else, see Section 14 (Contact) below.

11. Children
The Service requires all users to be at least 13 years old, and we collect date of birth at registration to help verify this. We do not knowingly collect data from children under 13; if we learn that we have, we will delete it.

12. International Transfers
Data may be processed outside your country with appropriate safeguards.

13. Changes
Updates will be posted on this page.

14. Contact
For privacy questions or requests, please submit a ticket - no account is required.

Chat Moderation Disclaimer

Smashed Flat includes chat and messaging features.

Chats and messages may be monitored, moderated, stored, and reviewed by automated systems or human moderators. Automated systems include our banned-word filter and our list of known unsafe links, in addition to review by human staff.

This is done to:
• Enforce game rules
• Prevent abuse, harassment, or illegal activity
• Protect players
• Comply with legal obligations

If you report another player or a message, the content of that report (including any screenshots you attach) is reviewed by our moderation staff - see our Privacy Policy for how that information is handled.

What is and isn't allowed is covered in Section 7 (Prohibited Conduct) of the Terms of Service.

Important: Players should not expect privacy in in-game communications. By using chat features, you agree to this moderation.

Cookie Policy

Last updated: October 6th, 2026

This Cookie Policy explains how Smashed Flat uses cookies and similar technologies.

1. What Are Cookies?
Cookies are small text files stored on your device to improve functionality and user experience.

2. Cookies We Currently Use
Right now, the Service sets only one cookie: a strictly necessary session cookie that keeps you logged in. We do not currently use preference, advertising, or analytics cookies - settings like your theme and timezone are saved to your account instead. If that changes, we will update this Cookie Policy first.

3. Why We Use Cookies
• Keep you logged in

4. Third-Party Cookies
Google reCAPTCHA and Cloudflare, which we use to help secure the Service, may set their own cookies or similar technology as part of that protection. These are controlled by Google and Cloudflare, not by us directly.

5. Managing Cookies
You can control or disable cookies through your browser settings. Disabling cookies may affect functionality, including staying logged in.

6. Changes
We may update this Cookie Policy from time to time.

7. Contact
For cookie-related questions, please submit a ticket - no account is required.